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The Fug Girls: A Gaggle of Kardashians and Butt Cheeks on Display at Abbey Dawn

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011 | Avril Lavigne


Kardashians flanked the front-row at Abbey Dawn.

Kardashians flanked the front-row at Abbey Dawn.Photo: Jerritt Clark/Getty Images

In case you were wondering where all the butt cheeks have been hiding this Fashion Week, we have the answer for you: Avril Lavigne’s show, Abbey Dawn. Every time we looked up, some model’s rear end was hanging out of the bottom of her short-shorts. It was in keeping with the classy vibe of the entire event, which was sponsored by the following: some kind of canned coffee drink that looked like the cousin of Four Loko; the New York Post; a line of bedazzled earphones; vodka; lipstick; and a tooth whitening product. We were just thinking that we wanted to get drunk and whiten our teeth, so this show came at exactly the right time.

The spectacle also felt like it was brought to us by E! and the Kardashian family, seeing as the audience was packed with Kardashians, Kardashian step-brothers (Brody Jenner, who is dating Avril Lavigne and who also spent the entire show chewing gum and drinking a glass of white wine at the same time), Keeping Up With the Kardashians/Kourtney and Kim Take New York crew members, and random Kardashian enthusiasts, all there to cheer on Kylie Jenner, who was walking in the show. The first Kardashian-adjacent we saw was Kris Humphries, who was wearing what looked like an undershirt and who ambled through the venue followed by a reality crew, looking completely unfazed by the fact that he was being trailed by a dude with a boom mic while he innocently checked out tooth-whitening pens. He was the only Authorized Kardashian Escort in the house

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